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Lost Song! - A Little Boy In Love by comedian Phil Johnson (2012)

Lost Song! - A Little Boy In Love by comedian Phil Johnson (2012)
Plays: 45

For more info, free stuff, tour dates, and more visit http://www.PhilJohnsonComedy.com

I was looking through some old gig footage on the hunt for something else and I ran across this song.

It's a song that I don't remember every performing live. Apparently, I did. But I barely remember even writing it.

The song is about taking relationship advice from a really terrible source.

And if you don't enjoy it? Well, there's probably a reason I didn't continue performing it. :) This one's for the seekers and completists.

For the real deal you can find more videos on my channel and all my official releases on Spotify or your favorite audio streamer.

Spotify (with real actual songs!): https://open.spotify.com/user/roadsidephil/playlist/7KJldsMDaUGmziiSB0HW...

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Phil Johnson

Phil Johnson

Comedy...Music...Kinda Dorky
Milpitas, CA

Download my most popular songs and comedy bits free at www.PhilJComedy.com

Afternoon Delight with Phil Johnson - Stupid People!

Afternoon Delight with Phil Johnson - Stupid People!
Plays: 38

For more info, tour dates, freebies, and cool stuff visit http://www.PhilJohnsonComedy.com

Today's theme is Stupid People!

I've got some new updated lyrics for an old song today called Brown Ring Around The Collar. The original lyrics are still funny, but kind of quaint considering the world we live in now.

So I wrote some new, modern verses for it.

Then we'll get in the Wayback Machine to see a 2007 performance of the original song where I heckle myself.

Spotify (with real actual songs!): https://open.spotify.com/user/roadsidephil/playlist/7KJldsMDaUGmziiSB0HW...

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Phil Johnson

Phil Johnson

Comedy...Music...Kinda Dorky
Milpitas, CA

Download my most popular songs and comedy bits free at www.PhilJComedy.com

A preview of "Burning Sensation" - New comedy special from comedian Phil Johnson

A preview of "Burning Sensation" - New comedy special from comedian Phil Johnson
Plays: 44

Want to see a bit of preview of my new comedy special, "Burning Sensation"?

It's definitely not in finished form yet. Lots more work (the color...oof) to do on it yet.

But I wanted to share with you. I'm very proud of this show, including (especially?) the uncomfortable moments. Because I always turn it around into a laugh.

If you'd like to pre-order the special (Digital or DVD), you can get it at http://www.PhilJohnsonComedy.com/shop

Pre-orders are a huge help to me so I have a budget to promote this thing when it's released.

And there's a LOT more to this bit. I hope you're itching to see the rest of it. It's one of my favorites in the show. :)

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Phil Johnson

Phil Johnson

Comedy...Music...Kinda Dorky
Milpitas, CA

Download my most popular songs and comedy bits free at www.PhilJComedy.com

Afternoon Delight with comedian Phil Johnson

Afternoon Delight with comedian Phil Johnson
Plays: 37

10 minutes in heaven for a quick hit of humor before you get back to your day. Or start your day. I don't know what time you get up.

A couple songs, a few jokes, a couple updates...

Today's theme: Kids!

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Phil Johnson

Phil Johnson

Comedy...Music...Kinda Dorky
Milpitas, CA

Download my most popular songs and comedy bits free at www.PhilJComedy.com

Phil Johnson and Friends Comedy Show #3

Phil Johnson and Friends Comedy Show #3
Plays: 38

Join comedian Phil Johnson and and his talented friends for a 60-ish minute comedy show while you're sitting at home plotting your next big toilet paper heist.

LIVE ON YOUTUBE!

This week featuring Nina G, Erik Escobar, Jackie Kashian, and Jonathan Gregory!

You can throw some money in the tip jar for the comics and this week's charity, Feeding America, to help them fund and supply food banks around the country during the pandemic.

Send your tips to paypal.me/philjohnsonmusic or Venmo @roadsidephil

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Phil Johnson

Phil Johnson

Comedy...Music...Kinda Dorky
Milpitas, CA

Download my most popular songs and comedy bits free at www.PhilJComedy.com

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Did you know that all these joke and video posts are really comedian trading cards? Try clicking on a comedian's picture in their post and watch the magic.

The End - Phil Johnson - #30SecSongs

The End - Phil Johnson - #30SecSongs
Plays: 41

This is it! The last daily 30 second song!

369 songs total and never missed a day for a whole year. Not all of them winners, to be sure. But I hope you've enjoyed some of them.

Now I'll start going through them to see which might turn into something more and get in the recording studio to do them up right.

Do you have any favorites? Let me know in a comment below and I'll put them in the consideration list.

Lots more to come!

For more stand-up comedy, music, tour dates, etc go to http://www.PhilJohnsonComedy.com

#30SecSongs is my new project to release a new very short song every day for the next year.

Lyrics:
And the moment you've all been waiting for
The end!

Spotify (with real actual songs!): https://open.spotify.com/user/roadsidephil/playlist/7KJldsMDaUGmziiSB0HW...

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You'll enjoy Phil Johnson and Roadside Attraction if you're a fan of Stephen Lynch, Patton Oswalt, Greg Berhendt, Flight of the Conchords, Trevor Moore.

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Phil Johnson

Phil Johnson

Comedy...Music...Kinda Dorky
Milpitas, CA

Download my most popular songs and comedy bits free at www.PhilJComedy.com

The Trial - Phil Johnson - #30SecSongs

The Trial - Phil Johnson - #30SecSongs
Plays: 25

In a world gone mad...

For more stand-up comedy, music, tour dates, etc go to http://www.PhilJohnsonComedy.com

#30SecSongs is my new project to release a new very short song every day for the next year.

Lyrics
The jury solemnly filed back in the courtroom. 
The judge gaveled the gallery to rest. 
The foreman stood up to dole out the verdict. 
The accused's chin dropped down his chest. 
In the case of the USA versus Walter Smith, we the jury find him...
FUNKY! 
Way too funky!" 
And a disco ball dropped from the ceiling and they partied all night. 
The judge got in a fight and the baliff danced in his undies
And they partied all night. 
Partied all night. 
And a hundred miles away, a man turned off his TV and said
"That's the stupidest show I've ever seen."

Spotify (with real actual songs!): https://open.spotify.com/user/roadsidephil/playlist/7KJldsMDaUGmziiSB0HW...

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You'll enjoy Phil Johnson and Roadside Attraction if you're a fan of Stephen Lynch, Patton Oswalt, Greg Berhendt, Flight of the Conchords, Trevor Moore.

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Phil Johnson

Phil Johnson

Comedy...Music...Kinda Dorky
Milpitas, CA

Download my most popular songs and comedy bits free at www.PhilJComedy.com

Cold Day In Hell - Phil Johnson - #30SecSongs

Cold Day In Hell - Phil Johnson - #30SecSongs
Plays: 718

Ok, or not...

For more stand-up comedy, music, tour dates, etc go to http://www.PhilJohnsonComedy.com

#30SecSongs is my new project to release a new very short song every day for the next year.

Lyrics
Pigs started flying. 
The oceans all turned red. 
Governments stopped spying. 
All the children made their beds. 
And Satan yelled "Oops, it's just a false alarm. 
Left the AC on last night.
An oversight.
I had to blow out some of the sulpher smell.
It's not actually a cold day in Hell."

Spotify (with real actual songs!): https://open.spotify.com/user/roadsidephil/playlist/7KJldsMDaUGmziiSB0HW...

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You'll enjoy Phil Johnson and Roadside Attraction if you're a fan of Stephen Lynch, Patton Oswalt, Greg Berhendt, Flight of the Conchords, Trevor Moore.

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Phil Johnson

Phil Johnson

Comedy...Music...Kinda Dorky
Milpitas, CA

Download my most popular songs and comedy bits free at www.PhilJComedy.com

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Elf And Fairy - Phil Johnson - #30SecSongs

Elf And Fairy - Phil Johnson - #30SecSongs
Plays: 35

A sweet little story about an elf and a fairy.

For more stand-up comedy, music, tour dates, etc go to http://www.PhilJohnsonComedy.com

#30SecSongs is my new project to release a new very short song every day for the next year.

Lyrics
An elf wandered through the woods enjoying the cool air. 
She happened upon a fairy sitting on a tree out there. 
The fairy looked up and yelled
"Hey, bitch! Beat it or you're gonna get slugged!" 
The elf yelled back "I'll go where I want , you stupid lady bug." 
And they brawled on the forest floor like it was a bar on Saturday night. 
Cuz when an elf sleeps with a fairy's boyfriend there's gonna be a fight.

Spotify (with real actual songs!): https://open.spotify.com/user/roadsidephil/playlist/7KJldsMDaUGmziiSB0HW...

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You'll enjoy Phil Johnson and Roadside Attraction if you're a fan of Stephen Lynch, Patton Oswalt, Greg Berhendt, Flight of the Conchords, Trevor Moore.

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Phil Johnson

Phil Johnson

Comedy...Music...Kinda Dorky
Milpitas, CA

Download my most popular songs and comedy bits free at www.PhilJComedy.com

Super Mood - Phil Johnson - #30SecSongs

Super Mood - Phil Johnson - #30SecSongs
Plays: 40

Positivity in the face of whatever...

For more stand-up comedy, music, tour dates, etc go to http://www.PhilJohnsonComedy.com

#30SecSongs is my new project to release a new very short song every day for the next year.

Lyrics
I woke up in a super mood, and I'm ready to hit my goals. 
Grab a cup of coffee and my hazmat suit and head on out the door. 
The fires in the sky look beautiful today. 
Fending off mutant squirrels is just child's play. 
The howling gas winds are in harmonia. 
It's a wonderful day in our little dystopia.

Spotify (with real actual songs!): https://open.spotify.com/user/roadsidephil/playlist/7KJldsMDaUGmziiSB0HW...

Subscribe to catch the newest videos from Phil Johnson and Roadside Attraction. http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=roadside2

You'll enjoy Phil Johnson and Roadside Attraction if you're a fan of Stephen Lynch, Patton Oswalt, Greg Berhendt, Flight of the Conchords, Trevor Moore.

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Phil Johnson

Phil Johnson

Comedy...Music...Kinda Dorky
Milpitas, CA

Download my most popular songs and comedy bits free at www.PhilJComedy.com

Knowledge - Phil Johnson - #30SecSongs

Knowledge - Phil Johnson - #30SecSongs
Plays: 130

And she was like, "Oh... Got anything better?"

For more stand-up comedy, music, tour dates, etc go to http://www.PhilJohnsonComedy.com

#30SecSongs is my new project to release a new very short song every day for the next year.

Lyrics
The devil came down to Eve in the Garden of Eden and said,
"Baby, would you like some knowledge?" 
Eve was a modern woman and said
"Yeah, man. I like to learn." 
And Devil said "Cool! 
Just take this quiz and you'll find out which Disney princess you are."

Spotify (with real actual songs!): https://open.spotify.com/user/roadsidephil/playlist/7KJldsMDaUGmziiSB0HW...

Subscribe to catch the newest videos from Phil Johnson and Roadside Attraction. http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=roadside2

You'll enjoy Phil Johnson and Roadside Attraction if you're a fan of Stephen Lynch, Patton Oswalt, Greg Berhendt, Flight of the Conchords, Trevor Moore.

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Phil Johnson

Phil Johnson

Comedy...Music...Kinda Dorky
Milpitas, CA

Download my most popular songs and comedy bits free at www.PhilJComedy.com

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